Sunday, April 24, 2005 YOUR KIND of FLAVA -- Remix of various editorials compiled from THE FACE – September 2003 -- Dr. van Stress’ Semen Dispenser- The kick that kills Boredom forever- Stripperella and Mello Mo- Arpeggio versus the Turquoise Sling Play the Haro and the VRX-2000- Hotels with morphine Provide the Thermage- Soon We’ll meet for Botox Sympathectomy and Lasered testicles- Poke Amnesty In the Crack- Engage Pelle Pelle Pole and Posh The resurrection of the Scruffy crotch- High class thinking and Cutting edge Couture- The Spirit of Carnival Birth of the Pouffe Demise of the Burlesque Forward-shrinking Real-real People May be a hazard to Your health- Bungled routines Clogged runways Collagen Blues Starched tablecloths Vanilla sheets- A ready wardrobe For the beady-eyed- Queen Quack The Captain The Sparrow The Periwinkle Ferdinand Porsche Cucci and the Pole: Prerequisites for a Tsunami love affair- Auto-suggestive Formulas flash on Building-sized screens: Trippy hep-cats Nitrous battle-stars Seasoned cascadeurs Barflies Gaming-kids Uptown girls and Frenzied paparazzi are Force-fed by Scrolling prompters- A superhip throng goes Super-Nova- Return of the Mullet The Hulk The God of Fuck Casanova Fellini and the Pieta- Officially mainstreamed: Wristbags- rat tails Trucker hats Chow-shows Mobile Terriers Low-maintenance Guinea pigs Rats of rapture- This is the domain of The Institute-Sans-Accolades- The Black Elk The Bore Gal The Bantu Butt The Curse of Braille Dance of the Baboons The Ibiza Billion The Buffet and the Crow -Surefire Outrageous- -A gateau for keeps Palatable excursions For the Rich and The Deep- -- © 2005 Walt -- posted by Walter at 4/24/2005